PONDERABLES

September 23, 2005

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow in trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

I f you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you
to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for you license,
are you going to be smiling?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from mo rons?

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One Response to “PONDERABLES”


  1. hmm…something to think abt…lol


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